Tara's Challenge

Subject: Tara's Challenge Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:19 pm

So, I wanted to post a challenge. Here we go.

The challenge is simple: Record yourself reading the following paragraph OUT LOUD. Only make one take, and try your hardest not to laugh. The bad grammar is purposeful, read it with that.
Please Note: You don't have to do this if you don't want to! If you're not comfortable with other people hearing your voice(like me), that's perfectly fine.

Now, without further ado, here's the paragraph:

===Midnight===

"This years best selling love-story of sprinkle vampires."

By: Seepanny Mayo

One day the did you know there were secret cult of
vampires that lived forever but not forever for they
emotions were darkness like black hole. But then the boy
vampire was king of the sprinkle cupcake vampires
that give cupcakes to people who need cakes but the
cupcakes and the cupcake vampires eat the cupcakes and
that's how they get you BLOOD! So then the youngest
vampire named Tedward Culinary because their family
name was best at making sprinkle cupcake and they the
boys of the family were all TOTAL HOTTIES! Like really
hot guys and then they go to this school but they were
cool kids and Nutella Swan was the new girl and had crush
on Tedward at first sight but for some reason he could not
turn her into a cupcake vampire even though he wanted her
sprinkle power was beautiful and a car tried to hit on her
but Tedward saved Nutella from the car and Nutella fell in love
with him. Then Tedward had the hardest thing to do in his life
was to tell Nutella he was a cupcake vampire so he let her ride on his
shoulder like a parrot and he took off his shirt and Nutella Swan
got mixed signals because she thought it was make out time but
then Tedward got into the sunlight and his skin turned into
sprinkles and he was delishious and then find out what happens
in MIDNIGHT BOOK II: Sprinkles of Hotness

THE END

After you make your recording, submit it here.

Have fun!
Love, Tara