Lets Tell A Story 2.0

masicly we each post a sentance and the next person post's right after, continuing it like a story (just like the one tara posted a while ago)

guess ill start than
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it was a bright and sunny morning, alexander was just geting out of bed when..

He ran smack into his friend Fallon from school, who with her green hair tied up in a ponytail looked somewhat concerned with him.

"Alexander! Why did you hire my mom as a maid last night!?" Fallon angrily inquired.

(Hoping this counts as "one sentence". >~>)

"i beted a few of are friends that i could get your mom in a maid outfit....im a few thousand dollars richer now" he said to fallon. before counting his fat stack of cash

But then suddenly, in the city of townsville, a dinosaur was attacking the skyscrapers

"Well somehow you started the prehistoric apocalypse from that, so now you're gonna fix it." Fallon said sternly.

"welp, lets just nuke the town cuz fuck it. never liked the town anyways" he said before making his way to his bunker that had built in nuke launchers

then he realized he was too nub to build nukes so  he just decided to try to communicate with the dinos instead

Fallon watched Alexander attempt to make cawing noises at a pterodactyl, silently expecting him to get eaten.

he was horibly mauled and killed. ending his story. however a younge boy was watching in horror as he dided. he felt...

A gun, pointed directly at the back of his head, he was killed instantly after it fired.

But then the necromancer named mokie came and reanimated the dead boy

At this point the town was more or less destroyed, leading Fallon and the formerly dead boy, whom she named Carl(Coral) to seek a new life as professional bystanders.

Then all of a sudden a big Mokey Mokey King arrives and proclaims that he is the greatest king of this world.

the undead boy than made it his mission to defeat the mokey mokey king and take over his throne. however..

Fallon had already done it by the time his training montage had concluded, to which she handed the throne to the undead boy and continued to be a bystander.

the boy wasent a very good ruler ether. he would force the pepole under him to do things for him. weather they want to or not. this alone caused a single man named jerome to stand up. now making it his mission to save the entire world from the boy's rule. he however dident want to take the throne for himself.

However, Jerome himself was only a Chewbacca in a tuxedo, so he needed help from the human population to usurp the throne.

(tara i knew you would get that....thx uuuu <3)

however the population couldent stand his smell as it was raining and his fur was geting wet so no one lisend to him and simply ran away from him

Which is how Jerome came to find himself in Canada, seeking the assistance of an elusive human known as Mitch Hughes.

the both of them than had teamed up to defeat the undead boy ruler thing. however they will not be strong enough just yet.

not yet that was until a legendary nub master that goes by the name of master q came to teach them ways of the nub

they had failed horibly as they were not nub enough to even be considered what is known as a nub

then the went on a long journey hoping to find the ways of a nub

when they stumbled upon...

a giant cat that was blocking their path and would only move if they gave her all the gummy bears in the universe.