I have discovered a secret... a secret so pwerful that it can destroy all life as we know it...
This secret is..... all british people are vampires.....
Lets look at the evidence.
1) All British people talk all fancy, ever noticed that? They say it's due to something called an "Accent", but the truth is, THEY'RE MOUTHS ARE FULL OF BLOOD.
2) They have this meal.. called black pudding... do you know what black pudding truly is?
It's not as delicious as pudding.. because black pudding.. IS MADE OUT OF BLOOD.
3) Ever wondered why British people have weird teeth? Well.. the truth is.. it isn't normal teeth... THEY'RE VAMPIRE FANGS.
4) Ever wonder why they burn in the sunlight? Ever wonder why they live in England where it's rainy all the time and the sun never shines? BECAUSE THEY'RE VAMPIRES.
#vampires confirmed.