So like this happened a long time ago..
So anyways, I was just sitting there being bored, when I over heard some crazy dude trying to talk to a burning weed plant, so I was like lets troll the fuck out of him.
So like I hid behind the plant and like pretended to the plant was talking back and he was like OH SHIT O.O
So then i was like sup homie?
And he wanted help or something cuz like slavery in egypt or w/e
So i was like kay i'll help chu if chu be my eternal servant O.O
And he was like Okay!
So then I went to egypt and KILLED ALL TEH BABIES
then the dude was like YAY WE'RE FREE then obeyed my instructions and like now we're all homies and stuff and now i gots an army of peeps ready to die for me O.O