The Legend of the Racist Tree

For real, this needs to be immortalized...

[20:51:52 23/09/2015] Messages cleared by #rsnsu
[20:51:54 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : /
[20:51:54 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : 1st
[20:51:56 23/09/2015] Soul Kitten : who here saw whiplash
[20:51:57 23/09/2015] Mew : Once upon a time there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree.
[20:51:58 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : Shoot
[20:51:59 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : I did
[20:52:02 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : It was greast
[20:52:04 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : great*
[20:52:09 23/09/2015] Mew : High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would vist during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. [6:42:27 PM] The bote is Always Right Foundation: The children ate many of the racist tree's apples and palyed games beneath the shade of its racist branches.
[20:52:14 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : irresistible?
[20:52:20 23/09/2015] Mew : One day the children brought Sam, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.
[20:52:27 23/09/2015] Mew : "Let same have an apple," asked a little girl
[20:52:32 23/09/2015] Mew : Sam*
[20:52:37 23/09/2015] Lightknight : .
[20:52:41 23/09/2015] Mew : "I don't think so. He's black." Said the tree. This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shake its branches to give Sam an apple. and it called him a nigger
[20:52:56 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : What the hell...
[20:53:03 23/09/2015] Mew : "I can't believe the racist tree is such a racist," said one child. The Children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name
[20:53:23 23/09/2015] Mew : it was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Sam, then nobody would take its apples. The children stopped visiting the racist tree.
[20:53:30 23/09/2015] Mew : The racist tree grew quite lonely. After many solitary weeks it saw a child flying a kite nearby across the clover field.
[20:53:36 23/09/2015] Mew : "Can I offer you some apples?" Asked the tree eagerly.
[20:53:42 23/09/2015] Mew : "Fuck off, you goddam Nazi," Said the child
[20:53:50 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : What...
[20:53:53 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : kids these days
[20:53:57 23/09/2015] Mew : The racist tree was upset, because while it was very racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler's Facist ideology. The racist Tree decided that It would have to give apples to black children, not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children
[20:53:57 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : makes me sad
[20:54:03 23/09/2015] Mew : And so, social progress was made
[20:54:06 23/09/2015] Mew : The end
[20:54:08 23/09/2015] NeoNaruto : "can't gamble on forums" "says the n word"
[20:54:10 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : Dazo
[20:54:16 23/09/2015] Holy Night Priscilla : What the actual hell was that
[20:54:17 23/09/2015] Mew : Trapstar please
[20:54:18 23/09/2015] NeoNaruto : hnnng
[20:54:22 23/09/2015] Mew : Luna said the N word before
[20:54:24 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : and mew is so white as well
[20:54:25 23/09/2015] Soul Kitten : thats a terrible message
[20:54:31 23/09/2015] #ThatOwlGuy : its makes me cringe
[20:54:32 23/09/2015] Mew : well Alio
[20:54:35 23/09/2015] NeoNaruto : she got her message censored
[20:54:36 23/09/2015] Mew : it was a bedtime story

Best. Bed time story. Ever.

Lol I can't stop laughing! XD

fuck that tree

OMG so awesome

and the legend continuuuuuues.



-dunkey 2015

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