Can you scare SDA with up to four sentences?

This has been a challenge I have wanted to see happen for a long time, so it's time to make my dream a reality. I want you guys to do one thing for me, I want each of you to out-scare SDA members with FOUR sentences. The topic can be anything, just make it spooky. I'll be running this event for around three days - and then announcing the winner at the end.

An example of what you could post would be - "Feeling the harsh, cold, winter air slam across my chest, I woke up. I looked around and scanned the area around me, it seemed to be that I was chained up in a dark, mossy cave, with only the dripping of water at the far-away exit to keep me company. I screamed for help, but the only reply I heard was my echo, I screamed again and yet again, only my unwilling echo replied. Screaming a final time, after my echo, my head hit the ground and was unwilling to get up, signalling to me that nobody was ever going to come."

I know that was a really bad paragraph, but I want to see if you can top it. Let's go!

Monkey Exists. we've all seen it. He's real. AND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

There is one man. One man.....that defines sp00ky and passion at the same time. That man is the scariest man in the world.....AND HIS NAME IS JUAN CENA

DAMN IT RUBY YOU STOLE MY IDEA XD

Nah, it's cool, I'll think of another one...later...

Wukong just did a penta kill

The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell...And your anus.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

Moka Dies, and her mother informs us on the sda site, after that gaj goes into a deep depression and leaves sda swearing on his life to never come back. When gaj leaves zero decides therw is nothing more keeping him here, then following is largoo, and ruby quits the mod job. But before Zero leaves he makes Neon Admin.

Y'all mutha fuckas should just give up now

That made me sad until the last sentence...also you forgot Luna and Valky.

Valkoor has put an official rule up on SDA:

Any mention or allusion to John Cena results in a permanent IP forum ban.

everyone all over the world has their eggplant lose their ripeness ;-;............FOREVER

This place teaches you things. Its section of your life that you will easily forget later in life only left with nice memories. And something you will regret not documenting because you wont remember all of it. It will just die as it becomes less important in your life.

trap wins a match. trap wins a match. trap wins a match. trap wins a match.